Alright, last one I swear — but someone's gotta warn people about this Miami rental mess. You spot this killer offer online — brand new Porsche, zero excess, price that screams "book me". Different car waiting — dents everywhere, smells like cheap air freshener covering something worse, and that "killer price"? Doesn't include the mandatory $55 daily toll pass or the $450 "convenience fee" they invent at checkout. Fool me twenty times? That's just called Tuesday in the 305. miami car rental luxury — run far from the airport counters. anyone who's tried public transport here knows I'm not joking. leather seats that won't weld to your legs in July. most are shiny garbage with fake five-star reviews from God knows where. no games, no bait-and-switch, no hidden fees on page 8. prices change hourly so don't wait around:
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